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| Depicted above in a Portsmouth sewer is the then redneck mayor Kalb who in a 2AM email to me in 2009 wrote that, “I think you're a worthless piece of s**t and I wouldn't p**s on you if you were on fire.” |
As Eskimos have many words for snow,
River rats have even more for sh*t.
In sewers, rats prefer to go with the flow
Like the politician Kalb, the nitwit,
Who leads excrementally, from behind,
Which puts him, linguistically, in a bind.
Whenever he’s at a loss for words,
The dope has to resort to p*ss and t*rds.
To piss or not to piss, what in tarnation!
Verbal diarrhea or constipation?
Among the rats he’s a really big deal
But excrementally only a shit heel.
Whenever he’s at a loss for words,
The dope has to resort to p*ss and t*rds.
To piss or not to piss, what in tarnation!
Verbal diarrhea or constipation?
Among the rats he’s a really big deal
But excrementally only a shit heel.
Robert Forrey, 2012
