Deer Reeders,
Thay’se
toll me thays dont allow chaw so's I seys no thank ya pleeze pollightly I dont
want the shitty man'ger job that bad cuz I got more 'portant things too doo
than takin' ordures from those ded beets an loosers an dui's an adullterators an faled
antic deelers on that shitty clowncil so let won of those disparate final lists
make a fool of thererself by taking ordures frum the likes of
that con kob feller whose bin milkin' the cash cow that's all ways grazn'
outside the shitty bilding sins he qwit steelin' dimes frum the til at
Croakers. Them fire peeples the wons runnin' that place. Jus take a sqwint at
this Porksmuth Times clippin' I foun' in the owthous that warn't never
used sins 1987 wen them fire peeple went
roun’ Porksmuth in thare admirable younifoms (everone of thems an admirable
from the cheef on down) scarin’ the bejeesus out a old fokes haf to death buy
fires so's they cood get a fore present tax increase "the proceeds of
which are to be used exclusively (I'm qwoting the Times heer now
witch is why it maybe hard to unnerstan’) are to be used exclusively
for the salaries of police and firefighters." Say dint thay pass anuther so-called saftee tax increese
again just a cupull of yeers ago to finenance the same fire and please? An
that’s not awl they got passed bak in ‘87 cuz they changed the shitty charter to
(let me qwote agin) mandate (that’s the word in the Times) a
staff of 44 for each of the departments." Aint
that a kicker? Pritty soon they’ll bee man dating same sex benefits jus you weight
and sea. I’m gonna send the clippin’ to the three final lists for them to reed
how long this changin’ bak and fourth from mare to shitty man’ger’s been goin’
so they no how much insecuritease cums with the terrortory. I’m also gonna send a cupple of lynx to River Vices by this furry
fellow witch they ken reed more ‘bout this shitty man’ger busyness.
Yourse trewly,
Snuffy
Clik on Reedin' List fur Candydates
Clik on Reedin' List fur Candydates
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| from the front page of the Portsmouth Daily Times, Nov. 3, 1987 |
