Monday, January 30, 2012

Three Bankrupt Mayors

 Three Bankrupt Mayors
and Portsmouth’s Financial Crisis

Here’s our three  bankrupt mayors for all to see.   
The first, our current fiscally clueless mayor,
Believes the way to achieve prosperity
Is not through working but through prayer.

The second, who’s next in line to be mayor,
Is a deadbeat dad who collects vintage cars.
And likes to drive and dress with flair.
He piles up debts till they reach the stars.

The third, the lapdog ex-mayor
Who got Portsmouth into this financial mess,
Is a brainless, bankrupt failure.
He’s like the girl who’s gotta say yes.

What’s worse than getting the finger from Neil Hatcher?
Appointing a bankrupt mayor with rabies dog catcher.