Three Bankrupt Mayors
and Portsmouth’s Financial Crisis
Here’s our three bankrupt mayors for all to see.
The first, our current
fiscally clueless mayor,
Believes the way
to achieve prosperity
Is not through
working but through prayer.
The second, who’s next
in line to be mayor,
Is a deadbeat dad
who collects vintage cars.
And likes to drive
and dress with flair.
He piles up debts till
they reach the stars.
The third, the lapdog ex-mayor
Who got Portsmouth
into this financial mess,
Is a brainless, bankrupt
failure.
He’s like the girl
who’s gotta say yes.
Appointing a bankrupt mayor with rabies dog catcher.
