Zounds! It sez hear the sitty man’ger Allen aftur ownly six moons on the job writ a scaything five-page litter denuncing everbuddy. Allen sez, “The level of dysfunction is far greater than I could have ever imagined when I accepted the position of city manager.” It sounds as if Allens virgin' on a nervus brakedown for witch he’s gonna soo the sitty, shure as shootin’.
Becaws wee gut a new city man'ger, First Weardoe concilman Kevin W. Johnson cawlled for a new sitty seal befittin' the dingity of Porchmouth. The won above contributed by sitty man'ger Allen was knot a contender. This was bee four Allen fowned owt just how dissfunctional owr sitty govinment is.
Heres the entree of yours trewly to the sitty seel contest,
in witch I aimed to put the fun back in dissfunctional.
The winner of the sitty seel contest feeturing
First Weardoe concilman Johnson